Paula Abdul, the 44 year-old softballer from the inexplicably popular television series "American Idol" has suffered a broken nose just days before the show's finale according to media reports.
And if you thought she was annoying before, just imagine all that inane blather being strained through a pulpy mass of bruised flesh and shattered cartilidge.
The story goes that she was trying to avoid stepping on her similiarly useless pet Chihuahua, Tulip, and God was too busy to make sure she landed on her neck. Allow me to offer a contrary opinion as to what caused the mishap:
http://www.boomchicago.tv/node/205
It's no secret that Paula Abdul's blood alcohol content is so high, her urine could keep your average Arizona State student drunk for a semester.
Prolly has a little something to do with this.
Living the good lie
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