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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Lohandling Things Poorly

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested again--this time by the LAPD’s new “Lohan Division."

She was charged with possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, and attacking her personal assistant’s mother with her car. “I am innocent,” Lohan claimed in a heartfelt text message she wrote while stabbing a homeless person.

She, along with her friends Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Nicole Richie can all be seen soon in their upcoming roles as The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Living the Good lie

Boom Chicago

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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